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    #11
    WTF is SKA?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Diestl
      WTF is SKA?
      We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #13
        I am soooooo fed up with the rubish about IR35/PCG.

        Hasn't anyone got any more stuff like that striptease magician?
        Blair, you cannot reach me now,
        No matter how you try,
        Goodbye cruel Labour,
        Your end is nigh.

        International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac
          We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)
          The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters, so why don't you tell me or I will be forced to start a new thread everyday until im told.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Diestl
            The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters
            How ironic this is ...

            To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
            Last edited by AtW; 27 August 2006, 13:41.

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              #16
              I think it's time to sing...

              Adeste, fideles, laeti triumphantes; Venite, venite in Bethlehem
              I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                #17
                Good idea, lets sing a song.

                I'll start:

                'Twas on the good ship venus
                Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                No matter how you try,
                Goodbye cruel Labour,
                Your end is nigh.

                International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
                  Good idea, lets sing a song.

                  I'll start:

                  'Twas on the good ship venus
                  Excuse me Signor Pirata,

                  perhaps you are referring to the Gioconda Act 4 where my lady-friend Maria Callas was in:

                  "La barca s'avvicina... i miei compagni
                  vi condurran prima dell'alba al lido
                  dei Tre Porti... lesti
                  verso Aquileia drizzerete il volo,
                  e di là poco lunge il sol d'Illiria
                  vi splenderà liberamente in viso.
                  Ecco la barca...
                  addio ..."

                  However, I would strongly recommend you to start with something easier.
                  I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by AtW
                    How ironic this is ...

                    To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.

                    Ah I get it. This stuff you've invented smells of tenors. Or maybe it's tenners ?
                    It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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