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Enough!!!!!!

Mordac said:
We could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)

The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters, so why don't you tell me or I will be forced to start a new thread everyday until im told.
 
Diestl said:
The excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters

How ironic this is ...

To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
 
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CaribbeanPirate said:
Good idea, lets sing a song.

I'll start:

'Twas on the good ship venus

Excuse me Signor Pirata,

perhaps you are referring to the Gioconda Act 4 where my lady-friend Maria Callas was in:

"La barca s'avvicina... i miei compagni
vi condurran prima dell'alba al lido
dei Tre Porti... lesti
verso Aquileia drizzerete il volo,
e di là poco lunge il sol d'Illiria
vi splenderà liberamente in viso.
Ecco la barca...
addio ..."

However, I would strongly recommend you to start with something easier.
 
AtW said:
How ironic this is ...

To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.


Ah I get it. This stuff you've invented smells of tenors. Or maybe it's tenners ?
 

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