WTF is SKA?
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Originally posted by DiestlWTF is SKA?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I am soooooo fed up with the rubish about IR35/PCG.
Hasn't anyone got any more stuff like that striptease magician?Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Originally posted by MordacWe could tell you, but then we'd have to shoot you. (Clue - see that button which says "search"...)Comment
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Originally posted by DiestlThe excellent search system on this forum only allows keywords with > 3 characters
To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.Last edited by AtW; 27 August 2006, 13:41.Comment
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I think it's time to sing...
Adeste, fideles, laeti triumphantes; Venite, venite in BethlehemI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Good idea, lets sing a song.
I'll start:
'Twas on the good ship venusBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateGood idea, lets sing a song.
I'll start:
'Twas on the good ship venus
perhaps you are referring to the Gioconda Act 4 where my lady-friend Maria Callas was in:
"La barca s'avvicina... i miei compagni
vi condurran prima dell'alba al lido
dei Tre Porti... lesti
verso Aquileia drizzerete il volo,
e di là poco lunge il sol d'Illiria
vi splenderà liberamente in viso.
Ecco la barca...
addio ..."
However, I would strongly recommend you to start with something easier.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by AtWHow ironic this is ...
To save you some time - SKA is a codename for special smell formulae that I have been working on for some time. Basically this smell makes women love you physically no matter how ugly you look like.
Ah I get it. This stuff you've invented smells of tenors. Or maybe it's tenners ?It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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