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FTFYSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent. -
Seems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Indeed! I mean, how to tell who is your best friend?Originally posted by d000hg View PostSeems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Doesn't that depend on whether the dog is a lap dog ?Originally posted by hyperD View PostIndeed! I mean, how to tell who is your best friend?
Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Not to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSeems like these days people would divorce their spouse more easily than they would get rid of a pet
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Yeah that mudskipper is a right sexist (yes I know, duh)Originally posted by vwdan View PostNot to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostDoesn't that depend on whether the boot is airtight?Comment
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Yep, if you can manage to get yourself down to their level, thay havent really alot to look forward to.Originally posted by vwdan View PostNot to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.
The male divorcee contractor is a special breed.
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Have you cleaned behind the fridge yet?Originally posted by vwdan View PostNot to mention the anti-women attitudes shown here. Sad.Comment
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from the person who is very keen on marriage and children.....for all their IM opponents.Originally posted by Dallas View PostYep, if you can manage to get yourself down to their level, thay havent really alot to look forward to.
The male divorcee contractor is a special breed.
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