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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm off to buy a sports car and then a boat. Perm pays.
    Dinky toys don't count.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Dinky toys don't count.
      Not talking about your penis.

      What type of boat should I get?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Not talking about your penis.

        What type of boat should I get?
        A ship called Dignity?

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          #14
          Are you on about "Motorboating" your wife? Captain of that ship?
          Join IPSE

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            A ship called Dignity?
            I traded that in with my contractors card.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              What type of boat should I get?
              One that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.

              QE2?

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                One that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.

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                  #18
                  I imagine its more like that scene in the 4th Alien film where the alien/human hybrid is sucked out of a tiny hole in the spaceship as it crashes.



                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Wouldn't he be sucked out of the window, like Goldfinger?

                  Or perhaps he'd just block it and make loud trumping noises as the air tried to rush past
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #19
                    New equity release this morning. I can get a bigger boat next year.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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