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Not talking about your penis.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDinky toys don't count.
What type of boat should I get?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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A ship called Dignity?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNot talking about your penis.
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I traded that in with my contractors card.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostA ship called Dignity?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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One that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat type of boat should I get?
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOne that sells burgers and big enough to support your weight.
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I imagine its more like that scene in the 4th Alien film where the alien/human hybrid is sucked out of a tiny hole in the spaceship as it crashes.
Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostWouldn't he be sucked out of the window, like Goldfinger?
Or perhaps he'd just block it and make loud trumping noises as the air tried to rush pastI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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New equity release this morning. I can get a bigger boat next year.
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