Mate's gig

[suityou01]

I've got a new job and I'm hiring. What can you do?

It's complicated.

 

[northernladyuk]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Have dropped you a PM.

 

[MyUserName]

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

I keep telling you that was MY nose, how drunk were you?

 

[Old Greg]

I keep telling you that was MY nose, how drunk were you?

That was MF's cock. How drunk were you?

 

[MyUserName]

That was MF's cock. How drunk were you?

At that point I was quite sober, it was MF that I had to get drunk for it.

 

[Old Greg]

At that point I was quite sober, it was MF that I had to get drunk for it.

Now I know you're lying.

 

[vetran]

Now I know you're lying.

there speaks the voice of experience!

 

[Scrag Meister]

I've got this mate see......

Now we know it's a fantasy.

 

[suityou01]

Now we know it's a fantasy.

Actually I'm proper tight with Old Greg now.

 

[Old Greg]

Actually I'm proper tight with Old Greg now.

I dislike the sound of that.