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    #91
    This whole thread reminds me of a mate who's had had >5 accidents in his driving career.
    He claims that's because there are too many dickheads on the road.
    My response is you may be right but if you know there are dickheads then drive defensively like you expect everyone is a dickhead and you'll have zero accidents like me.
    Otherwise you're a dickhead.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #92
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Quite. Well said.
      You've pulled there SAS

      So it's Badgers fault then?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #93
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        So it's Badgers fault then?
        FFS! We know you're simple but do you really have to prove it every day?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #94
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          FFS! We know you're simple but do you really have to prove it every day?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #95
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            This whole thread reminds me of a mate who's had had >5 accidents in his driving career.
            He claims that's because there are too many dickheads on the road.
            My response is you may be right but if you know there are dickheads then drive defensively like you expect everyone is a dickhead and you'll have zero accidents like me.
            Otherwise you're a dickhead.
            I treat every other road user as if they're an idiot and might do something stupid any minute, that way you're always cautious.
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #96
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              then drive defensively l.
              Do you have any other option when sitting in an Aygo shaking like a sh1tting dog?

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                #97
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Do you have any other option when sitting in an Aygo shaking like a sh1tting dog?
                You're a bit behind the times.
                I got rid of the Aygo when I moved out of zone 1.
                And it was perfectly possible to speed in my Aygo.
                Downhill with a following wind.
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  You're a bit behind the times.
                  I got rid of the Aygo when I moved out of zone 1.
                  And it was perfectly possible to speed in my Aygo.
                  Downhill with a following wind.
                  With a tow-rope to the back of a passing cyclist.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
                    With a tow-rope to the back of a passing cyclist.
                    And dropped off a cliff
                    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      This whole thread reminds me of a mate who's had had >5 accidents in his driving career.
                      He claims that's because there are too many dickheads on the road.
                      My response is you may be right but if you know there are dickheads then drive defensively like you expect everyone is a dickhead and you'll have zero accidents like me.
                      Otherwise you're a dickhead.
                      just for info I've had one accident in my driving career that was a "dickhead" not paying attention and rammed into the back of me. I drive as though all road users are dicks and drive defensivley, leave long stopping distance etc.

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