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    #61
    Hows Julie or is she getting it on with Simon?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #62
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      WINTER animals of Jersey are due to come out because of the wet weather.

      Researchers are keenly awaiting the moaning frog (Heleioporus eyrie) to start breeding as Jersey gets its first deluge of the year.

      The male moaning frog has a distinctive mating call that denotes its name; a long low moan.

      ClimateWatch program manager Richard Weatherill says “These evasive burrowing frogs are hard to find but can easily be heard during their breeding season as they call out to attract a mate with their distinctive long low moan”.



      UWA’s School of Animal Biology Assistant Professor Nicki Mitchell says the frogs are local to Jersey but there is concern that their populations are being affected by urbanisation and climate change.

      “If the general public can help us find out where the moaning frog communities still are we can investigate the resilience of these enclaves and assess whether or not they are being affected by Jersey’s changing climate,” Prof Mitchell says.

      If you are lucky enough to hear or see a resident moaning frog in your area, record your observation on the ClimateWatch website, along with other local wildlife sightings.
      They can hear the frogs moaning from the middle of the channel?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #63
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        They can't hear the frogs moaning since Suity arrived!
        FTFY

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          #64
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          FTFY

          Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I am not cut out for contracting.

          Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

          HTH
          Bollocks. Get in there suity!

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            #65
            I think this is the one we have all been waiting for.

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              #66
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Interesting summation. Nothing in it.



              Oh! Oh Dear! Oh very dear!!!!

              Dodgy offshore investment bank!?!
              No paperwork trail, no processes!?!
              Some patsy contractor from the mainland, fresh behind the ears, not knowing what's going on!?!



              A cellmate called Bubba beckons.
              Aren't you in solitary these days?

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                #67
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                This is not such a good fit for my measure twice and cut once mentality.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by greenlake View Post


                  Great find.

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                    #69
                    Ad hominem replies, phew.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Ad hominem replies, phew.
                      Go get 'em tiger.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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