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    #21
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    well there you go who would have thunk that....

    although-- got any photos?
    Sorry, no photos, but when I worked there a few years back, it was quite a nice environment to be in.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I hadn't really understood this 'pwned' expression until I read DirtyDog's post.

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      #22
      Perhaps you could add a recommendation for his LinkedIn profile

      " Richard is great fun, his emails for jobs that are:
      • Not my field
      • Not my location
      • Not my rate
      • Choc full of spelling mistakes


      Keep me amused for hours.
      Very kind of him too, as he works in the Engineering Permanent Division and I am a contractor"

      If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bellona View Post
        [*]Choc full of spelling mistakes
        Rather like that line which is chock-full of them.

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          #24
          Originally posted by ASB View Post
          Rather like that line which is chock-full of them.
          Lost a bet, (of Chocolate!), with myself on who would pull me up on that
          If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Here's another genius from Hoaxley:



            And I've got none of that.



            WTF is wrong with these people?
            Its easier to annoy you than do their job properly, unfortunately idiots are everywhere.

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              #26
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              Newport - we know a song about Newport!
              Your mothers got a penis?
              Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                #27
                I got a few emails that kept coming for an accounts assistant in wales. Not even close - I dont have any accounts skills even IT related.

                It came from the accountancy division of an IT agency that I'd spoken to a few months ago. So obviously my CV was spammed around the whole group.

                Obviously, the DB search and subsequent spam email was based solely on location. Are they that desperate to just spam everyone in the region just in case they're skills match?
                Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                  #28
                  What? You don't have experience of FMEA, HAZOP, DFMEA? Ban him!
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    I thought he'd buggered off, but this very morn I have yet another mechanical engineering permie vacancy.

                    In Swansea.

                    What's wrong with Swansea?

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                      #30
                      ...

                      Phone the muppet and ask if he's an agent, when he says yes, put the phone down.

                      Now spend 6 months calling him and sending random emails asking him to send you details about semi detached houses in Barnstaple or all inclusive holidays in Beirut.



                      Doesn't Andy Hallett work for S3? Perhaps you should copy him in

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