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Now that could make for an embarrassing hospital visit.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
....which is why you should have used ROBOHOLE!Originally posted by doodab View PostNow that could make for an embarrassing hospital visit.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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you've thought about his for a while haven't you ?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post....which is why you should have used ROBOHOLE!Comment
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Yeah Mary, of course "he" is.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post"My friend" is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Shut it doog. I'd take the credit for that idea if I could.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYeah Mary, of course "he" is.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Wouldn't mind getting one of those (RoboSavvy, not the other one, you filthy people).
Mrs qh has a fear of the Honda Robot (Asimo?) so I could make this run after her.
Mwaahaaaahaaaa.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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A f**king machine is not far of that, all they need is a robot equivilentOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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I'd love to get into robotics. Even robot, er, haptic porn[*] which it sounds like your friend is pursuing will be big business in a few years.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostMy friend is obsessed with trying to patent an idea for a robot combined with a fleshlight.
It's a slightly vexing thought that right now there are probably people tinkering in their garages who will be multi-billionaires owning Google-sized robotics companies in 20 or 30 years.
Of course nothing like that will happen in the UK, as the taxes here are way too high, to support all the losers
edit: "hapterotica" is a snappier way of expressing that. Well someone has to make up these new words
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And there is the argument I needed to persuade ms doodab that a £1000 toy robot is a "sensible investment"Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIt's a slightly vexing thought that right now there are probably people tinkering in their garages who will be multi-billionaires owning Google-sized robotics companies in 20 or 30 years.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Absolutely, plus it'll keep you quiet for hours on end out of her way in the garage (if that's also likely to be a plus for her).Originally posted by doodab View PostAnd there is the argument I needed to persuade ms doodab that a £1000 toy robot is a "sensible investment"Last edited by OwlHoot; 19 September 2013, 16:16.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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