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Old hat.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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We already do.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Step 1: Replace Fund Managers with computers
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!Doing the needful since 1827Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostStep 1: Replace Fund Managers with computers
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
Step 4: Goto 2While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If I am mistaken we have seen quite a few incidents where auto trading has caused a total mare through dumping stockOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostComment
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My city clients depend on my monte carlo simulations for the super computer programs.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
SAS"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by scooterscot View PostMy city clients depend on my herbie goes to monte carlo simulations for the super computer programs.
SASDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by bobspud View PostIf I am not mistaken we have seen quite a few incidents where auto trading has caused a total mare through dumping stockComment
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SssshhhhhhhhOriginally posted by bobspud View PostIf I am mistaken we have seen quite a few incidents where auto trading has caused a total mare through dumping stock
And lots not forget LTCM in 1998 where the computer models did not appreciate what was happening in the market.Comment
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