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[doodab]

Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.

 

[MarillionFan]

Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.

You did it again. I open my heart you something my hand.

 

[DaveB]

Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.

You have spunk sandwiches for breakfast? Yours or someone else's?

Each to his own I guess.

 

[d000hg]

I bet somewhere on the internet you can buy such things.

Possibly MP knows where.

 

[SimonMac]

Can you have chipolata for breakfast?

 

[vetran]

Get a dog!

 

[BrilloPad]

Give it a thorougfh soaking in water - then it will look like you have ONLY wet yourself.

HTH

 

[SimonMac]

Get a dog!

 

[vetran]

Actually you might want to try this:

Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze