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**MarillionFan** · 6 September 2013, 08:33

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.

You did it again. I open my heart you something my hand.

**DaveB** · 6 September 2013, 08:33

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Just decorated my crotch with the particularly spunky looking contents of my breakfast sandwich.

You have spunk sandwiches for breakfast? Yours or someone else's?

Each to his own I guess.

**d000hg** · 6 September 2013, 08:37

I bet somewhere on the internet you can buy such things.

Possibly MP knows where.

**SimonMac** · 6 September 2013, 08:47

Can you have chipolata for breakfast?

**vetran** · 6 September 2013, 09:12

Get a dog!

**BrilloPad** · 6 September 2013, 09:16

Give it a thorougfh soaking in water - then it will look like you have ONLY wet yourself.

HTH

**SimonMac** · 6 September 2013, 09:17

Originally posted by vetran View Post

Get a dog!

**vetran** · 6 September 2013, 09:28

Actually you might want to try this:

Fancy some BEER ON TOAST? Italy invents spreadable booze

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