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You still work. You poor deluded soul.Originally posted by proggy View PostWe are all in prison, our jobs where we need to send 8 hours a day in a communal cell.
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I don't have a job, I have a hobby that pays a tulipload of money and is fun to do.Originally posted by proggy View PostWe are all in prison, our jobs where we need to send 8 hours a day in a communal cell.
Can't wait till I "get out".
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If you won 20 million on the lottery, would you still turn up at the office at 9am? You could do your hobby on the beach sipping a cocktail.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI don't have a job, I have a hobby that pays a tulipload of money and is fun to do.
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I doOriginally posted by proggy View PostYou could do your hobby on the beach sipping a cocktail.
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It's a series - second one is on iPlayer now, and includes women from Holloway. Similar problems for allOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostThere was a documentary about prisoners getting out on the Beeb a couple of weeks back. Desperately sad - no effort at all to ensure that the people were equipped for 'life outside'
Had a mate who worked at Broadmoor as an Occupational Therapist. He genuinely loved his job.
When I was in the Sixth Form our school's debating society had a couple of debates with the local prison debating society. For some reason they wouldn't come to us, so we went inside to them. They were interesting experiences.
As you might expect, the majority of the prisoners weren't educated to a very high level, but even so quite a few were perfectly capable of arguing a point cogently and with eloquence. I think that came as a bit of an eye-opener for some of my schoolmates brought up in a world of cosy Home Counties prejudices about rogues, vagabonds, and miscreants, aka the working class
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I dont read Russian or Chinese,
but I guess a picture tells a thousand words
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Think sixpence / half a crownOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
I dont read Russian or Chinese,
but I guess a picture tells a thousand words
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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my brother is a clergy type bloke, and part of his training was to work in prisons and occasionally take young offenders around to show them what they were in for.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThink sixpence / half a crown
He says that the young lads used to come strutting in, all cocky, and they left, scared and diminished and never wanting to see a cocky again
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