Interviews

[proggy]

You should have a pretty good idea in the first 20 seconds of meeting him. I find second rounds harder when you had to actually do some digging to find out about them.

First couple of minutes and you will know if he is the arrogant guy, the useless quite one, the talker knows nothing type etc so can filter the first group out quite easily.

Check his handshake, quality of his suit and cufflinks and his attitude as he greets you. That will sort half of them out before you get to the interview room

Yeah 20 seconds of witnessing another human for the first time in an unnatural situation is enough to make a informed opinion of someone.

Better suggestion, find out if the interviewee posts on forums, is he helpful? Or does he take any opportunity to put down new people due to a major inferiority complex probably resulting from having tiny genitalia and low IQ. If so reject.

 

[SimonMac]

Yeah 20 seconds of witnessing another human for the first time in an unnatural situation is enough to make a informed opinion of someone.

Better suggestion, find out if the interviewee posts on forums, is he helpful? Or does he take any opportunity to put down new people due to a major inferiority complex probably resulting from having tiny genitalia and low IQ. If so reject.

TL;DR

 

[proggy]

TL;DR

3 sentences too long for you? Bet your education is great

 

[SimonMac]

3 sentences too long for you? Bet your education is great

I'd agree but I don't know what education means, my schooling was tulip hot though

 

[proggy]

I'd agree but I don't know what education means, my schooling was tulip hot though

Good, however you really should have continued after primary school, you missed out, including the meaning of words such as education.

 

[jmo21]

Yeah 20 seconds of witnessing another human for the first time in an unnatural situation is enough to make a informed opinion of someone.

Better suggestion, find out if the interviewee posts on forums, is he helpful? Or does he take any opportunity to put down new people due to a major inferiority complex probably resulting from having tiny genitalia and low IQ. If so reject.

 

[Sysman]

Better suggestion, find out if the interviewee posts on forums, is he helpful? Or does he take any opportunity to put down new people due to a major inferiority complex probably resulting from having tiny genitalia and low IQ. If so reject.

Yet better suggestion:

Ask what sockies he runs.

 

[doodab]

Anyway, **** tulip tit wank bugger ****. ******* **** wank tulip tit ****.

Glad I got that off my chest. I think I might have tourrettes.

 

[amcdonald]

Don't forget the classic question "Can you name a time when you have bribed an interviewer to get a job?"

My first job my soon to be boss asked what I would do if I caught her defrauding the organisation. For an internal audit job it was not a joke, or a trick question

 

[proggy]

Yet better suggestion:

Ask what sockies he runs.

What is a sockie?