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WHS. Just wee and poo on the floor and remove the filter from the plughole.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Originally posted by Platypus View PostWhatever you do, ensure that wall decoration is appropriate:

If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Because there's nothing sexier to women than a flacid penis passing urine.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I always thought that was a male power trip thing.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The urinals in the Lismore pub in Glagow have a plaque with images and the following legend;
This urinal is dedicated to the three men who participated in the Scottish Highland Clearances.
These men took part in what is now recognised as a form of central government endorsed ethnic cleansing.
Through their greed and bigotry, they and others have been instrumental in destroying a centuries old Scottish Highlands way of life.
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PAY THEM THE RESPECT THEY ARE DUE.
If there was ever on reason to drink copious amounts of beer
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Hello Malc!Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostI'm having a wet room installed and, since the traffic through my house is largely male, I'm toying sith the idea of a urinal.
Any of you lot got one?
Not sure whether to go for one or 2 standalone appliances or get a trough. Most of those seem to be made of cheap metal these days though. I guess a reclamation yard may have an old porcelain trough especially when one considers how many public wcs have closed over the years.
Yes, definitely tempted on a trough - if only for the sport of chasing the fag end from one end to another.
I haven't got a urinal, but if I had enough spare room in my salle de bain I'd install a bidet instead. Have you considered one of those? After a Number Two it would make sure you were 'freshened up down there' and thoroughly de-clinkered in a way that even copious amounts of loo roll can never quite do.
My uncle Les and auntie Eve in Worcestershire had one. However, I never partook, and so I'm not sure of the drying protocol.Comment
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Urinals are bad for splashback (all over the trousers). Stick to a sit-down wee, even Taiwan's environment minister agrees.Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostI'm having a wet room installed and, since the traffic through my house is largely male, I'm toying sith the idea of a urinal.
Any of you lot got one?
Not sure whether to go for one or 2 standalone appliances or get a trough. Most of those seem to be made of cheap metal these days though. I guess a reclamation yard may have an old porcelain trough especially when one considers how many public wcs have closed over the years.
Taiwan minister says men should sit down to urinate in the interests of public cleanliness | Mail Online
Ahhh... reminds me of my youth daysOriginally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostYes, definitely tempted on a trough - if only for the sport of chasing the fag end from one end to another.
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Hi DSOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHello Malc!
I haven't got a urinal, but if I had enough spare room in my salle de bain I'd install a bidet instead. Have you considered one of those? After a Number Two it would make sure you were 'freshened up down there' and thoroughly de-clinkered in a way that even copious amounts of loo roll can never quite do.
My uncle Les and auntie Eve in Worcestershire had one. However, I never partook, and so I'm not sure of the drying protocol.
Indeed, the wife has one upstairs. I wash my hair in it when I cant be bothered to take a shower.Comment
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What is it with you and wanking horses off?!?!?!?Originally posted by d000hg View PostBecause there's nothing sexier to women than a flacid penis passing urine.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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