Urinal recommendations

[Troll]

how about one of these

[oracleslave]

So that you don't have to clutter the wet room with magazines, get Malc a neck tattoo, it'll give you something to read when in the sh1tter.

[suityou01]

I got a relief map of the north of england in my bog. every time i stand up, i look at it and think 'thats a relief'

no one else has ever spotted it. I dont think their minds are as highly tuned as mine

What's a relief map mate, I'm from the satnav generation? Is is a map of dogging sites?

[EternalOptimist]

What's a relief map mate, I'm from the satnav generation? Is is a map of dogging sites?

it's where the mountains stick up off the page

[suityou01]

it's where the mountains stick up off the page

Ooooooooh. Wassitfor?

[Troll]

Ooooooooh. Wassitfor?

tactile feel ...grope yer way around Wales...fondle the Scottish highlands

[EternalOptimist]

Ooooooooh. Wassitfor?

well, you've heard of 3d cinema. smell 'o 'vision


it's like that. but for yer bog wall

[SupremeSpod]

it's where the mountains stick up off the page

Ooooooooh. Wassitfor?

It's a poor woman's sybian.

[Paddy]

Surely a French pissoir would be more classy

[Platypus]

Whatever you do, ensure that wall decoration is appropriate: