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What an offer.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
They've returned. Found four of the little blighters today. No bird seed in the house, so guess they've found a new hidey hole.Comment
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Do they look like this:Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThey've returned. Found four of the little blighters today. No bird seed in the house, so guess they've found a new hidey hole.

If so, Anobium Punctatum or Common Furniture Beetle and they could be coming out of the woodwork (so to speak).Comment
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Do they look anything like this?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Pedant.Originally posted by zeitghostWoodworm emerge at this time of year, rather than in March, as the original post suggests.
They give a very satisfying crunch when you squash the little beggars.
Can attest to their crunchyness though.Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Do you have cats? Let them eat the bugs and you save on cat food. Win-WinOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostHouse is full of little black bugs - they don't fly or jump. As far as I know they don't bite humans (been finding them for weeks and no bites).
They look a bit like a headlouse, but bigger, and are crawling over the walls, so appear to live in the house, not on a host. They have a long 'nose' and a hard shell.
Any ideas?
I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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Yeah, being a converted cat fan, I've seen them eat/attack moths, flies, spiders (boooo!), mice and birds (eeeek!)Originally posted by tranceporter View PostDo you have cats? Let them eat the bugs and you save on cat food. Win-Win
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Yep. A very satisfying crunch indeed.Originally posted by zeitghostWoodworm emerge at this time of year, rather than in March, as the original post suggests.
They give a very satisfying crunch when you squash the little beggars.
And they fly veeeerrrryyyy slowly too.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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