Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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I had JAP this week in a e-mail about a project. Had to read through the end to find out it meant Java Application Platform, bunch of old bollocks if you ask me.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Global, all encompassing terms like big data are fine between people that understand that it is catch all for a large set of skills and usages.
I recently sat through a townhall where this high paid exec explained that he was in charge of big data for big co and what it would do for the big co. Sounded like they were screen scraping facebook for leads.Comment
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Was his name Mike Lynch?Originally posted by minestrone View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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It's just occurred to me, that if they do ever put java on the ipad, it might be the japs eye. not sure if I want the missus looking at that all dayOriginally posted by darmstadt View Post
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https://twitter.com/BigDataBoratOriginally posted by thunderlizard View Post"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Well thanks for answering....Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostI was hungry, and the banks were closed for the bank holiday weekend!
Maybe a bit late now mind but...Comment
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better late than never...Originally posted by original PM View Post"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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