Morgellons

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well having researched this further it might be some crude form of a biological weapon.

I have also noticed that outbreaks have occured not only in the US but the UK the Netherlands Italy and Spain.

However I do agree with BM,the biggest terror threat our nation faces is the dire lack of Mellons.

And dont think the Finns havent noticed this either...

[bogeyman]

However I do agree with BM,the biggest terror threat our nation faces is the dire lack of Mellons.

Well Alf, I think it's probably quite serious now - I think the Home Sec needs to

[dalek voice]

LEGISTLATE!!!!! LEGISLATE!!!! LEGISTLATE!!!!

[/dalek voice]

[wendigo100]

They are turning into Daleks.

[bogeyman]

They are turning into Daleks.

Could be a good Dr Who script that.

The entire front-bench turns into Daleks.

Only problem is, I can't see Prescot fitting in one of those cans. But would be great if he was 'converted'.

"LOCALGOVERNMENTIZE!!!!!!"

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well there I was posting a perfectly straight forward query concerning a medical condition, and now this.

I didnt expect a kind of Dalek Inquisition ....

[wendigo100]

Could be a good Dr Who script that.

The entire front-bench turns into Daleks.

Only problem is, I can't see Prescot fitting in one of those cans. But would be great if he was 'converted'.

"LOCALGOVERNMENTIZE!!!!!!"

Prescott would fit into a grain silo.

[wendigo100]

Someone had to do it, zeit.

By the way, talking about alien invasion, how is yours coming along?

[bogeyman]

Prescott would fit into a grain silo.

With room for a smallish Blue Whale, or a couple of Bottle-Nosed Dolphins - to keep him fed until lunchtime.

[wendigo100]

Quite swimmingly, really.

Now we've got all the youngsters brainwashed with that cunning lightshow & music out of the Ipcress File, we're 90% of the way there...

Just remember, "To serve man" is a cookbook.

Yum.

Just remember, the forests are ours.