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    #11
    What's the French for KNOB?


    Le Bit je crois ...

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      Were cheaper under the Tories. I believe New Labour are trying to control the people through price fixing essential foods like turnips.
      You are joking? These Champagne socialists (latter term being somewhat inappropriate) feast on modern trendy middle class foods such as Chardonnay and guacomole. Most of them are trained lawyers, used to earning huge sums in a lucrative monopoly.

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        #13
        Originally posted by bogeyman
        What's the French for KNOB?
        La bite, la queue, le zob, la pine etc etc etc
        hth
        We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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          #14
          Originally posted by Fleetwood
          La bite, la queue, le zob, la pine etc etc etc
          hth
          Thank you. Now next time you shave look into the mirror and repeat...

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #15
            Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
            What about Beetroot ?
            Oh yeah! What about beetroot ???

            Wan't to make something of it (and don't say borscht!)

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #16
              want
              We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                #17
                Originally posted by bogeyman
                Thank you. Now next time you shave look into the mirror and repeat...


                Last edited by Fleetwood; 21 June 2006, 17:12.
                We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
                  What's the French for KNOB?


                  Le Bit je crois ...
                  Zizi is the childish term.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Fleetwood
                    want
                    tulip. I was concentrating too hard on spelling borscht correctly.

                    je suis desole

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by bogeyman
                      Oh yeah! What about beetroot ???

                      Wan't to make something of it (and don't say borscht!)
                      Whilst everybody has their own criterion for humour I realise that I may have unwittingly caused offence.

                      Therefore I offer my sinncere apologies for raising the Beetroot issue.

                      If Old Alf has therefore offended, think but this; and all is mended.

                      That you have but browsed this board while this thread did appear and this weak and idle Beetroot theme is no more yielding but a dream.

                      Bogeyman --do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend.

                      And, as I am an honest Pruffock if we have unearned luck.

                      Now to scape the serpents tongue.

                      We will make amends ere long else AJ Pruffock a liar call.

                      Give me your hands if we be friends.

                      And AJ Pruffock shall restore amends.
                      Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 22 June 2006, 09:17.

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