Lately I can't stop myself thinking about work and it's starting to stress me out a bit. Any tips for de-stressing and emptying your mind? Yoga? Pilates? Wank?
Just don't do them all at the same time.
Lately I can't stop myself thinking about work and it's starting to stress me out a bit. Any tips for de-stressing and emptying your mind? Yoga? Pilates? Wank?
Get a completely mental girlfriend and impregnate her. You'll start to find thinking about work relaxing after a while.

She can't be completely mental if you have to impregnate her before life gets bad. The truly mental ones do that from the very first time they meet you.
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