The devil's work

[hyperD]

No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

What about the 99.99% of us that simply carry on working, living, sleeping and ignoring such stuff...

 

[wendigo100]

Do you Daleks play football? I've seen two teams of cars play, on Top Gear.

 

[shaunbhoy]

What about those who are cowardly, arrogant and conceited, and call for war and death in the Middle East? What happens to them?

They get elected President of Iran.

 

[Mailman]

If Jesus comes back, we'll kill him again.

And we will get mohamud too!

Mailman

 

[Purple Dalek]

Do you Daleks play football? I've seen two teams of cars play, on Top Gear.

No, it's a proles game.

 

[Emperor Dalek]

Do you Daleks play football? I've seen two teams of cars play, on Top Gear.

If you recall your Viz, a Dalek turned out for the Rest of the Universe in their cup final match against Fulchester United. It was nutmegged by Brown Fox so I exterminated it at half time.

 

[hyperD]

Oh bollocks, it's too nice out there. Closing the office down early and sunning it down the pub.

Good weekend all!

Scanned by Fleetwood Spellchecker™ v1.0

 

[TheMonkey]

No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

I invite Jesus to publically bite my arse.

 

[shaunbhoy]

You're only making it worse for yourself!!

Even if you didn't say Jehovah!!

 

[TheMonkey]