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The devil's work

Mind you at least there was a quote from Ecclesiastes ...



In a little-known verse of Scripture, Ecclesiastes 10:19 (NKJV), we find this astonishing statement, yet a highly relevant truth:

"A feast is made for laughter,
And wine makes merry,
But money answers everything."
 
TheMonkey said:
If Jesus comes back, we'll kill him again.

No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.
 
Chico said:
No Monkey this is what will happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

I hope he doesnt return in the next few weeks, I dont want the world cup coverage interupted.
 
Chico said:
No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

Humble???? Humble??? Since when have you ever been humble :eek:
 
Chico said:
No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

He'll need to lose the beard or the Met will probably shoot him...
 
Chico said:
No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.

Is that the day you'll get your 12 virgins?
 
Chico said:
No Monkey let me tell you what will really happen - when Jesus returns we will all bow down and confess that he is Lord!! Then those who are humble and have put their faith and trust in him will enjoy blissful eternal happiness while the hard hearted will face eternal torment and damnation. There will be no feigning of ignorance on Judgement Day.
What about those who are cowardly, arrogant and conceited, and call for war and death in the Middle East? What happens to them?
 

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