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Not a problem. Did you recently pay for sex with someone you suspected of being my sister ?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMy mistake.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Decided against it. Wasn't sure if it was your sister or MF in a dress.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostNot a problem. Did you recently pay for sex with someone you suspected of being my sister ?Comment
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Probably a wise choice. Since I don't have a sister, there is only one remaining option......Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDecided against it. Wasn't sure if it was your sister or MF in a dress.
Must ask him if he needs a new pimp.
BTW, how much was he charging ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Embarassed. I was mortified! I mean, it's bad enough you look like a girl, but when you're hung better than me as well, mortifying!Originally posted by Gentile View PostSockgal, it's because of people like you that I have to post photos to embarrass MF.
Who did your procedure?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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the lilliputian micro surgeon of the little knob department of the university of 'oh god it's a woman'Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostEmbarassed. I was mortified! I mean, it's bad enough you look like a girl, but when you're hung better than me as well, mortifying!
Who did your procedure?
probbly(\__/)
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Right! Thats ******* it!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthe lilliputian micro surgeon of the little knob department of the university of 'oh god it's a woman'
probblyWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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shut it.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostRight! Thats ******* it!
when i need to commune with a snot rocket
I ll give you a call(\__/)
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