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    #id
    my camel toe is killing me
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #id
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      My mistake.
      Not a problem. Did you recently pay for sex with someone you suspected of being my sister ?
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #id
        Anagram of "Penis Cost" you know...

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          #id
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Not a problem. Did you recently pay for sex with someone you suspected of being my sister ?
          Decided against it. Wasn't sure if it was your sister or MF in a dress.

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            #id
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Decided against it. Wasn't sure if it was your sister or MF in a dress.
            Probably a wise choice. Since I don't have a sister, there is only one remaining option......

            Must ask him if he needs a new pimp.

            BTW, how much was he charging ?
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #id
              Originally posted by Gentile View Post
              Sockgal, it's because of people like you that I have to post photos to embarrass MF.
              Embarassed. I was mortified! I mean, it's bad enough you look like a girl, but when you're hung better than me as well, mortifying!

              Who did your procedure?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #id
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Embarassed. I was mortified! I mean, it's bad enough you look like a girl, but when you're hung better than me as well, mortifying!

                Who did your procedure?
                the lilliputian micro surgeon of the little knob department of the university of 'oh god it's a woman'


                probbly
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  the lilliputian micro surgeon of the little knob department of the university of 'oh god it's a woman'


                  probbly
                  Right! Thats ******* it!
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Right! Thats ******* it!
                    shut it.

                    when i need to commune with a snot rocket


                    I ll give you a call
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      I broke a nail!
                      You having a bad hair day as well?

                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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