Dwarfs

[EternalOptimist]

I seem to be seeing them around a lot more these days.

There is one by the bus stop most days I go to the pub, and there must be a dating site or something because I saw a nice couple in Tescos the other week. In fact she looked mighty attractive

 

[DodgyAgent]

I seem to be seeing them around a lot more these days.

There is one by the bus stop most days I go to the pub, and there must be a dating site or something because I saw a nice couple in Tescos the other week. In fact she looked mighty attractive

SASGuru is having to use public transport these days.

 

[wurzel]

One of my all time favourite ads (which was unsurprisingly banned) featured dwarves.

It was for a car (can't remember which one) but the whole idea of the advert was emphasise it was the smallest 6 cylinder car on the market.

The advert began by showing 6 dwarves stood in a line with the sound of an engine ticking over in the background.
Then when the engine revved, they all jumped up and down in a synchronised manner mimicking the motion of the pistons.

Don't think this was ever on tv, must have seen it at the flicks.

 

[SimonMac]

Did you know that statistically six out of seven dwarfs are not happy

 

[TimberWolf]

I seem to be seeing them around a lot more these days.

There is one by the bus stop most days I go to the pub, and there must be a dating site or something because I saw a nice couple in Tescos the other week. In fact she looked mighty attractive

You don't pass them on your way to work then.

 

[vetran]

American Pie moment?

You are Steve Stiffler and ICMFP.

 

[Support Monkey]

I know loads of them and they are a right good laugh, and all this politically correct rubbish of not using them for pantomimes and films is putting them out of work, as one pointed out to me what else is he going to do, its well paid work for them and they don't care about the stereotyping they just want to make a living using their talent the same as the rest of us

 

[bless 'em all]

I knew a Chinese dwarf called Ho once. Every time I greeted him some liberal leftie would complain I was being 'shortist'.

 

[SimonMac]

Did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison?

Police have announced there is a small medium at large!

 

[MarillionFan]

Is this the same as Dwarves?