Congratulations Arkwright

[Hugh Jardon]

Congratualtions.

Congratualtions MF

Now quicky buy some shares in Calpol!

[MarillionFan]

All

Thank you, thank you.

The little darling was a right little chubber like her dad, but had problems and dropped from 9lbs 8oz to 8lbs 0oz in 5 days and was readmitted to hospital where we stayed over the weekend. All is well again and like her dad her bodyweight has shot back up to 9lbs.

Nappies are quite easy as I am used to clearing up other peoples tulip and the non sensical babbling and crying sounds like any other user to me.

I have been trying to get her to count so she can be a child prodigy and she has a habit of sticking her middle finger up at people which means that at some point she will probably be the youngest person with an Asbo.

Off work until I get fed up with the crying and girlfriend at which point I will take another contract.

[OrangeHopper]

Congratulations!

Enjoy the early morning television.