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    #11
    Yuck, so cunilingous may not be such a great idea after all
    "here, lick this trench full of snot !"

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      #12
      Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
      Yuck, so cunilingous may not be such a great idea after all
      "here, lick this trench full of snot !"
      You old romantic, you!
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        Anyone who has studied biology know that mucus comes from the snottus gland which is situated between the pancreas and the aeorta. The snottus gland is stimulated by various things including the hay-fever virus and the common cat mite that lives in the fur of most moggies. The snottus gland has two exit tubes in males, the left and right nostril, the female has an extra one known as the fannius batterus.


        hth


        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Just swap the keyboard with your neighbours.

          See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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