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    #31
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



    I tried one of them 'condensed pills of teachers brain' pills
    it looked like a current, but it was a mouse turd
    Listen, if you're after your money back, you can sling your hook. Mouse tulip perfectly describes the combined extract of teachers brains. You got what you paid for.

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      #32
      I quite liked playing chess at school, until I realised it only attracted nerdy girls. So I switched to sport instead. I still attracted nerdy girls though...
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Jeez!

        Has the Internet run out of porn?

        Online Chess - RedHotPawn.com

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          #34
          Originally posted by beaker View Post
          I quite liked playing chess at school, until I realised it only attracted nerdy girls. So I switched to sport instead. I still attracted nerdy girls though...
          Oi, I used to play chess at school. Oh....

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            #35
            I play on chess.com with about a 1700 rating.

            They have a decent iphone app as well.

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              #36
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              I play on chess.com with about a 1700 rating.

              They have a decent iphone app as well.
              Yes I have signed up with them, although my rating is currently shocking after 4 beers and a few games last night. I am a bit out of practice though.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #37
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                I watched the programme about Bobby Fischer.

                He was weird.

                And not in an altogether good way.

                An antisemitic Jew.

                Not a concept I'd previously encountered, I must admit, taking self hatred to new heights of lunacy.
                He was certainly a bit madder than the proverbial box of frogs.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  What is a good chess program?
                  I downloaded Chess Free yesterday and it whoops me on level 5 (and higher levels I assume). What level can you play (open to all CUK) before it whoops you too? Not played in a long time.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    I downloaded Chess Free yesterday and it whoops me on level 5 (and higher levels I assume). What level can you play (open to all CUK) before it whoops you too? Not played in a long time.
                    Although I installed it from the Android market place rather than the link above.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      I was Chess captain at my school until I accumulated too many detentions during one term and was stripped of it.

                      Set me up for life that lesson.
                      We had girls at our school though
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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