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    #61
    Originally posted by sasguru
    OK OK you got me. I'm lying.

    Actually I'm two lesbians .....
    Please yourself.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #62
      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
      Please yourself.
      Occasionally. My gf and I make a threesome.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #63
        Originally posted by sasguru
        ....trapped in a man's body.

        boom boom
        Well.... man.... rather say adolescent's body perhaps... with short protuberances, of courses.
        I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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          #64
          Originally posted by Francko
          Well.... man.... rather say adolescent's body perhaps... with short protuberances, of courses.
          you're right. We can't all be well-endowed hulking Adonises like you
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #65
            Originally posted by sasguru
            you're right. We can't all be well-endowed hulking Adonises like you
            Only when next to you, otherwise I'd be right in the average.
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Francko
              Only when next to you, otherwise I'd be right in the average.
              Yeah, shame you've pumped your muscles up so much but neglected your brain cell.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #67
                Originally posted by sasguru
                Yeah, shame you've pumped your muscles up so much but neglected your brain cell.
                Are you suggesting he uses one of those pumps on that muscle ?

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                  #68
                  Get Back to Your Copies of Razzle

                  I've only got one thing to say about this (and most other) threads at the moment, and that's

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by The Master
                    I've only got one thing to say about this (and most other) threads at the moment, and that's
                    Yes give IT geeks/nerds a sniff of a female and all hell breaks loose. You could really run a good scam pretending to be a woman on this forum. I bet they'd give up cash.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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                      #70
                      Thing is, half of them think that Janey really is flirting with them, rather than just amusing him/her/itself at their expense.

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