Originally posted by sasguru
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Please yourself.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Occasionally. My gf and I make a threesome.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanPlease yourself.Hard Brexit now!
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Well.... man.... rather say adolescent's body perhaps... with short protuberances, of courses.Originally posted by sasguru....trapped in a man's body.
boom boomI've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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you're right. We can't all be well-endowed hulking Adonises like youOriginally posted by FranckoWell.... man.... rather say adolescent's body perhaps... with short protuberances, of courses.
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Only when next to you, otherwise I'd be right in the average.Originally posted by sasguruyou're right. We can't all be well-endowed hulking Adonises like you
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Yeah, shame you've pumped your muscles up so much but neglected your brain cell.Originally posted by FranckoOnly when next to you, otherwise I'd be right in the average.
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Are you suggesting he uses one of those pumps on that muscle ?Originally posted by sasguruYeah, shame you've pumped your muscles up so much but neglected your brain cell.Comment
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Get Back to Your Copies of Razzle
I've only got one thing to say about this (and most other) threads at the moment, and that's
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Yes give IT geeks/nerds a sniff of a female and all hell breaks loose. You could really run a good scam pretending to be a woman on this forum. I bet they'd give up cash.Originally posted by The MasterI've only got one thing to say about this (and most other) threads at the moment, and that's
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Thing is, half of them think that Janey really is flirting with them, rather than just amusing him/her/itself at their expense.Comment
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