Private message from MODS

[BrilloPad]

So when an attractive lady sits opposite you, you sit and stare at her crotch?

Is there somewhere else to stare at?

[MarillionFan]

Is there somewhere else to stare at?

Her eyes. You stare straight at her, eye to eye never moving your gaze. When she gets up to leave and looks one last time. You lick your lips.

[BrilloPad]

Her eyes. You stare straight at her, eye to eye never moving your gaze. When she gets up to leave and looks one last time. You lick your lips.

I prefer to lick my eyebrows. While looking at her crotch. Though my defence lawyer reckons I should change my story.

[d000hg]

So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them? Is there a 'respectable' puppet master or is it just a recurring troll?

[NotAllThere]

So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them? Is there a 'respectable' puppet master or is it just a recurring troll?

It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.

[ChimpMaster]

It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.

The left one or the right one?

[BrilloPad]

So Ken and Rex are the same, do we know who owns them?

Yes - its andyw

HTH

[d000hg]

It could be a respectable puppet master with a recurring troll. But it's so easy to spot, that I think it's just a pillock.

Plenty of the forum regulars satisfy that criteria.

[BrilloPad]

Plenty of the forum regulars satisfy that criteria.

Whatever you say bud.

[doesNotCompute]

Don't be stupid - worked all over the world. The most racist country is the UK (eg. all the *ucking *erman tulip 50+ years on....etc etc) get a grip.

Don't like hassled by bobs/lunes etc on this portal and been called a **** for no reason.

This isnt a Portal... you don't know what a Portal is do you Ken.