Bouncing breasts

[MarillionFan]

What's the etiquette here?

Sitting in the office, for some reason it's muffty day and some of the fit birds have gone for super tight or revealing tops. There's a couple, who have a couple of rather bouncy bouncies which I am biologically programmed to be distracted by.

So far I'm only managing a quick glimpse as everyone walks behind me. I can't really then swivel around as it's obvious I'm then checking out the back carriage.

Any ideas on how I can get a good gawp without getting rumbled?

 

[Mich the Tester]

I've just spoken with a woman who happens to be on the board of directors and she says there's a guy in the office who always stares at womens' breasts when he talks to them, and she says it's time he was talked to about this behaviour before she's forced to demand an end to his contract. I told her she should ask him if he is a fan of soppy 1980s mullet rock bands.

 

[SimonMac]

 

[DimPrawn]

 

[TestMangler]

By allowing them to be seen, they are giving you an unwritten invitation to stare, leer, dribble etc

But, just in case the worst ever happens, memorise the following phrase:

It was the way she was dressed your Honour, she was asking for it......

You'll be fine with that.

 

[Old Greg]

What's the etiquette here?

Sitting in the office, for some reason it's muffty day and some of the fit birds have gone for super tight or revealing tops. There's a couple, who have a couple of rather bouncy bouncies which I am biologically programmed to be distracted by.

So far I'm only managing a quick glimpse as everyone walks behind me. I can't really then swivel around as it's obvious I'm then checking out the back carriage.

Any ideas on how I can get a good gawp without getting rumbled?

In your case, probably best to gawp so you don't get rumbled.

 

[MarillionFan]

By allowing them to be seen, they are giving you an unwritten invitation to stare, leer, dribble etc

But, just in case the worst ever happens, memorise the following phrase:

It was the way she was dressed your Honour, she was asking for it......

You'll be fine with that.

It's disgraceful the way their dressed. They're asking for trouble.

I wonder if I have any duck tape and rope in the car?

 

[TestMangler]

It's disgraceful the way their dressed. They're asking for trouble.
I wonder if I have any duck tape and rope in the car?

My god, we've finally found something we agree on

The rope and duct tape is so last year though.

Have you ever used the line 'Does this hankie smell of chloroform to you ?'

 

[PAH]

Any ideas on how I can get a good gawp without getting rumbled?

That's what modern technology was invented for. PhoneCam, WebCam, take your pic. Then post them for us to quality check.

 

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