Norks

[DimPrawn]

Can one say Norks! now on CUK?

Just wondered like.

 

[scooterscot]

What's a Nork? (Sounds Swedish)

 

[gingerjedi]

Can one say Norks! now on CUK?

Just wondered like.

Don't be a tit.

 

[scooterscot]

Just googled it. It's no Swedish. Thanks DP, that's almost put me off my chicken.

Say there's a lot of fine specimens of the opposite sex round here. How is it they are all so trim despite those large jugs of beer?

 

[SimonMac]

I prefer the term "chesticles"

 

[Spacecadet]

as long as yuo take the post down within 20 minutes you should be fine

unlike this man

 

[Churchill]

as long as yuo take the post down within 20 minutes you should be fine

unlike this man

The ex-workmate sounds like a real barrel of laughs. I wonder if "Hell hath no fury" has anything to do with it...

 

[Ruprect]

Can one say Norks! now on CUK?

Just wondered like.

No, but you can say fun bags or dirty pillows

HTH

 

[xoggoth]

Some acceptable substitutes for rude words sound even more splendidly rude. My favourite is "flange".

 

[scooterscot]

Makes think of


General Melchett: Is this true, Blackadder? Did Captain Darling pooh-pooh you?
Captain Blackadder: Well, perhaps a little.
General Melchett: Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense!
Captain Blackadder: I can assure you, sir, that the pooh-poohing was purely circumstantial.
General Melchett: Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!