Gold

[TimberWolf]

Secret location, £180K tulipbox (new house from desperate developer).

Plan is to await the property crash, which is due within the next 50 years and clean up with a mansion.

It's going to be cold winter oop north, allegedly.

[AtW]

I would warrant that they already have more savings in their child trust fund, savings accounts, current accounts and 5 year bonds than you have as a deposit for your flat.

I am still assembling the deposit - might have to resort to extraordinary measures

[AtW]

I would warrant that they already have more savings in their child trust fund

So you are admitting they are mailman's kids? You are very honest tonight.

[DimPrawn]

It's going to be cold winter oop north, allegedly.

It's waaaaaaay darn sarf, but nowhere near London obviously.

[MarillionFan]

It's waaaaaaay darn sarf, but nowhere near London obviously.

You've bought a place in Patpong havent you?

Dim Prawn love you long time.

[TimberWolf]

It's waaaaaaay darn sarf, but nowhere near London obviously.

Speaking of which, have you considered Gibraltar? Their economy is booming, they have almost no debt and your normal money works. Nice climate too, and Spain a two minute drive away.

[MarillionFan]

How the fook does the Dow go up 400 points in the last 20 minutes and land the day up?!

FTSE up tomorrow.

[AtW]

how the fook does the dow go up 400 points in the last 20 minutes and land the day up?!

HFT.

HTH.

[TimberWolf]

How the fook does the Dow go up 400 points in the last 20 minutes and land the day up?!

FTSE up tomorrow.

Says the opposite here

21.50 David Jones, chief market strategist at IG Index, tweets that the Dow Jones has fallen after the close.

And now, #dow down 100 points in after hours presumably on back of Italy downgrade. Crazy markets.

[MarillionFan]

Says the opposite here

Jesus. When I looked it was 150plus, now showing 250minus

Wow!