Upgrade time?

[Clippy]

Maybe a straight swap is in order.

 

[Mich the Tester]

Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

Is it time to upgrade?

She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


What would you do?

Congratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.

 

[Churchill]

Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

Is it time to upgrade?

She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


What would you do?

She's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks.

 

[ThomasSoerensen]

Congratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.

She's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks.

So all in all some other guy is taking the main part of the force of the rise in hormonal activity. Good luck to him.