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Congratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostJust realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.
Is it time to upgrade?
She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm
What would you do?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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She's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostJust realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.
Is it time to upgrade?
She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCongratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.So all in all some other guy is taking the main part of the force of the rise in hormonal activity. Good luck to him.Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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