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Agents

I really do not give agents the time of day until I need a gig and they give off the impression that they are not arsing about (which is quite rare)
 
I really do not give agents the time of day until I need a gig and they give off the impression that they are not arsing about (which is quite rare)

Yeah, I'm getting that impression. Surely they are a necessary evil though? So long as clients refuse to go direct we have little choice - it can't hurt can it?
 
You could steal an Agent's wife from him, if he got a gig through the next day and thought you could do it and make him money he would call you up and pitch it to you.
 
You could steal an Agent's wife from him, if he got a gig through the next day and thought you could do it and make him money he would call you up and pitch it to you.
Erm, eh?

Did you start writing a witty point then stop?

Your next bit did make sense so CFT
 
Erm, eh?

Did you start writing a witty point then stop?

Your next bit did make sense so CFT

Blow on the head when he was a child.

There's nothing wrong with schmoozing with agents, it can be a fun & rewarding experience but make sure you wash your hands afterwards.
 
Erm, eh?

Did you start writing a witty point then stop?

Your next bit did make sense so CFT
I think he is trying to say it is impossible to get on an agents black list. Steal his wife away or take his 16 year old daughters virginity. If the agent has a gig that you fit and he can make money out of you then he will put you forward. No need to cultivate a relationship with them.
 
I think he is trying to say it is impossible to get on an agents black list. Steal his wife away or take his 16 year old daughters virginity. If the agent has a gig that you fit and he can make money out of you then he will put you forward. No need to cultivate a relationship with them.

Ahhh, lightbulb moment. I see. Perhaps if the grammar police had jumped on it I might have understood.

Cheers butt

They have a living to make, same as us, a necessary evil in my view, no point making enemies just because you question their methods - it's a bit like biting the hand that feeds you ......
 
Ahhh, lightbulb moment. I see. Perhaps if the grammar police had jumped on it I might have understood.

Cheers butt

They have a living to make, same as us, a necessary evil in my view, no point making enemies just because you question their methods - it's a bit like biting the hand that feeds you ......

Snakes don't have hands.
 
I think he is trying to say it is impossible to get on an agents black list. Steal his wife away or take his 16 year old daughters virginity. If the agent has a gig that you fit and he can make money out of you then he will put you forward. No need to cultivate a relationship with them.

I'd like to meet an agent who hadn't sold his daughter's virginity by her 16th birthday.
 

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