Everyone's doing it....

[MaryPoppins]

Even in here? You must be into some incredibly freaky stuff

 

[Gibbon]

Oh, no. I've had 'em both.

The casual girlf.

She's not into threesomes.

 

[eek]

She's not into threesomes.

Who said you were involved?

 

[Gibbon]

Who said you were involved?

not me

 

[MarillionFan]

I find this thread, sick and distasteful. Mary, you ain't doing yourself any favours looking for cheap tricks from a bunch of stunted, gammy handed, Jeremy Beadle style IT contractors.

Put your knickers on love.

 

[MaryPoppins]

I find this thread, sick and distasteful. Mary, you ain't doing yourself any favours looking for cheap tricks from a bunch of stunted, gammy handed, Jeremy Beadle style IT contractors.

Put your knickers on love.

MF,

As ever - you're right.

Let's get back to the jokes about Aspergers.

You start, fatty.

 

[MarillionFan]

MF,

As ever - you're right.

Let's get back to the jokes about Aspergers.

You start, fatty.

I would do, but I fear you might get off on it.

 

[MaryPoppins]

I would do, but I fear you might get off on it.

You're confusing me with your boyfriend, dear fatty.

I await your next scintillating clientco tale, with much excitement.

 

[MarillionFan]

You're confusing me with your boyfriend, dear fatty.

I await your next scintillating clientco tale, with much excitement.

I reckon your just an opportunist. If you saw a fella have an epileptic fit in the street I'd reckon you'd drop your knickers and jump on.

 

[EternalOptimist]

I tried this, before I met the missus. I joined up to a site called 'HappyNoStringsFlings', or it might have been 'MerryNoStringsFlings'

something like that.

Anyways , I was gobsmacked when I get ten emails on the first night, ten easy bonks - wahayy


then I realised they were all from blokes with mustaches and wearing leather biker gear who wanted to do naughty things to me with their willies