Everyone's doing it....

[MaryPoppins]

MP,

I accidentally had the sort of relationship you're looking for many moons ago just after I split up with wife No1. We actually met at a kids birthday party! Got talking, went for a drink and both realised we were looking for some companionship with sex. It worked great for nearly two years, holidays, events etc and sex on tap with no obligation on either to stay exclusive and no nagging or headaches.

It was a shame really to give it up when I met wife No2.

Got her number?

 

[Mason Boyne]

Got her number?

Now you're just teasing...

Do you hear that noise, MP? That's the sound of 1000 frustrated IT contractors off to touch themselves.

 

[MaryPoppins]

Now you're just teasing...

Well, quite. Nowhere else online I'm going to do it, not now!

 

[doodab]

Well, quite. Nowhere else online I'm going to do it, not now!

No chance of revealing these specific filth requirements then?

 

[MaryPoppins]

No chance of revealing these specific filth requirements then?

= insta-ban

 

[eek]

MP, we already have in our midst a highly eligable bachelour, a self made man, own Internet business, kind to small furry animals, new sofa for cosy nights in.....

I feel physically sick reading that.

Didn't he say he wasn't returning until SKA was a real success tho so I don't think he's in our midst anymore.

 

[MarillionFan]

Now you're just teasing...

Do you hear that noise, MP? That's the sound of 1000 frustrated IT contractors off to touch themselves.

Is it the noise a thousand men would make if MP was the last woman on earth and told them all via a loudspeaker she preferred women?

 

[Gibbon]

Got her number?

Wife No1 or No2 ?

 

[doodab]

= insta-ban

Even in here? You must be into some incredibly freaky stuff

 

[MaryPoppins]

Wife No1 or No2 ?

Oh, no. I've had 'em both.

The casual girlf.