Ouch!

[Cliphead]

Biggest fart ever?

A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

Linky

 

[Churchill]

Biggest fart ever?

A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

Linky

Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my arse!" type of thing?

Just asking like.

 

[SimonMac]

What no pics?

 

[Halo Jones]

Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my arse!" type of thing?

Just asking like.

 

[OwlHoot]

What no pics?

 

[suityou01]

Biggest fart ever?

A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

Linky

I think this is blown out of proportion.

 

[Lockhouse]

Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my ****!" type of thing?

Just asking like.

My missus worked in a hospital and there were those sorts of things happening all the time. Kenco Coffee jar anyone...

 

[thunderlizard]

OK,
that even beats the Scottish bridegroom who left a skidmark on his bride's dress.

From the always true Daily Sport:
Daily Sport: Bride’s och aye, the poo! | Shouting at Cows

 

[EternalOptimist]

My missus worked in a hospital and there were those sorts of things happening all the time. Kenco Coffee jar anyone...

women are worse than the men. Coke bottles, pepsi bottles, rolling pin, mars bars, candle

are things I have had to remove from the front bum

 

[suityou01]

women are worse than the men. Coke bottles, pepsi bottles, rolling pin, mars bars, candle

are things I have had to remove from the front bum

Was this from Mrs EO or did you work for the NHS at some point?