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God, no. I wouldn't be able to carry you off.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI thought it was the other way round.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Someone is.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGod, no. I wouldn't be able to carry you off.Comment
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Some quiet genius, aye.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSomeone is.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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That rules out everyone round here. Except perhaps k2p2.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSome quiet genius, aye.Comment
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Yip.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThat rules out everyone round here. Except perhaps k2p2.
Her posts are always very considered, or very funny - or both.
It's that signal noise ratio thingummy.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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A missed opportunity for smut there. You're losing your touch.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGod, no. I wouldn't be able to carry you off.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I line 'em up - you are welcome to er, knock them in.Originally posted by doodab View PostA missed opportunity for smut there. You're losing your touch.
I can't get this saying right.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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A footballing analogy is appropriate:Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI line 'em up - you are welcome to er, knock them in.
I can't get this saying right.
You dribble and he'll slide it in.
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