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    #id
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    A footballing analogy is appropriate:

    You dribble and he'll slide it in.

    Eeeww. No. Noooo.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #id
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Eeeww. No. Noooo.
      You could do worse.

      [SIZE="1"]Theoretically.[/SIZE]

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        #id
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Eeeww. No. Noooo.
        You could do worse.

        Theoretically.

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          #id
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          You could do worse.

          [SIZE="1"]Theoretically.[/SIZE]
          I have done.

          [SIZE="1"]Theoretically.[/SIZE][/
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #id
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            A footballing analogy is appropriate:

            You dribble and he'll slide it in.

            He dribbled towards the box but your tackle put him off and he shot over the open goal.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #id
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              He dribbled towards the box but your tackle put him off and he shot over the open goal.
              At least the keeper didn't make a mess of his clean sheet.

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                #id
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                He dribbled towards the box but your tackle put him off and he shot over the open goal.
                The Ewww wasn't personal, it was more about the distasteful post. You know I'd do you.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  The Ewww wasn't personal, it was more about the distasteful post. You know I'd do you.
                  Thanks. I was worried for a minute there.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Thanks. I was worried for a minute there.


                    Sarky twat.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      You could do worse.

                      [SIZE="1"]Theoretically.[/SIZE]
                      At first glance that read SIZE = 1 inch
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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