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Its true. I checked and I can confirm I couldn't fly


I would have gone up to the top of the ladder but I'm scared of heights
 
PerlOfWisdom said:
If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.

Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.
 
DaveB said:
Indeed, but which book? :D
This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?
 

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