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    #11
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #12
      Originally posted by jason986
      No way. Don't believe that.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #13
        Ingredients on Peanut Butter - Contains Nuts!

        Contents on BHS Body Painting Chocolate - Warning! May Contain Nuts!
        Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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          #14
          Its true. I checked and I can confirm I couldn't fly


          I would have gone up to the top of the ladder but I'm scared of heights

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            #15
            A couple of months back the lemons in our local Waitrose had a warning that they may contain pips.

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              #16
              If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.

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                #17
                Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom
                If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.
                Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DaveB
                  Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.
                  H2G2

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PerlOfWisdom
                    H2G2

                    Indeed, but which book?
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB
                      Indeed, but which book?
                      This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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