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Originally posted by jason986No way. Don't believe that.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Ingredients on Peanut Butter - Contains Nuts!
Contents on BHS Body Painting Chocolate - Warning! May Contain Nuts!Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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Its true. I checked and I can confirm I couldn't fly
I would have gone up to the top of the ladder but I'm scared of heightsComment
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A couple of months back the lemons in our local Waitrose had a warning that they may contain pips.Comment
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If I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building.Comment
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Ah, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.Originally posted by PerlOfWisdomIf I was convinced I could fly, I'd try taking off from the ground before launching myself off a 12 storey building."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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H2G2Originally posted by DaveBAh, but the trick to flying is easy. You throw yourself at the ground and miss.Comment
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Originally posted by PerlOfWisdomH2G2
Indeed, but which book?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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This getting very close to geek day. We also had a Lister quote in another thread. Do you think we could mention Bistromathics (same book) in the statistics argument?Originally posted by DaveBIndeed, but which book?
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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