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Christ, no. Be as rude as poss!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No they can't normally say much through theOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYeah. Yep. That's er - that's right. That's what ladies say to boys like you, I guess.


















































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Normal service has been resumed.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostBe as rude as poss!
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You will all pay for this. I MF are the True King.Originally posted by realityhack View PostSo, another day dawns, and a new world order is upon us. MP & TW have the throne, with a military general in the cabinet. The drinks cabinet.
I shall raise up a lowly poster. An idiot. A fool. And place them on the Throne of CUK and they will do my bidding.
Now has anyone seen Suity???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Hhhm.Originally posted by realityhack View PostNormal service has been resumed.
Admin's going to have to invent another category that's tantalizingly difficult to attain. Ideas?
'x is nearly as perfect as MaryPoppins'
?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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You might: £10 a +rep? Happy for my votes to be bought.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou will all pay for this.
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Tony Blair.Comment
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Queen Bitch - to the person with the highest rep AND a 20% lead over second place.Originally posted by realityhack View PostNormal service has been resumed.
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostSorry mate - I've shot my bolt, so to speakOI Stop it!! They'll get suspicious!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI am afraid I have now shot my bolt.

I agree she is currently Queen and may be Queen again one dayOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs MP our Virgin Queen?
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Put it on my account. Ill pay you later.Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou might: £10 a +rep? Happy for my votes to be bought.
Love,
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If you were to reach that, it would create a paradox. We've all read enough sci-fi to know what happens then.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHhhm.
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