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You make a good point; as ever.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you were to reach that, it would create a paradox. We've all read enough sci-fi to know what happens then.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Perhaps we could had an It's a Knockout style Joker which we can play once a day so that one repping counts double.Comment
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You're a few months too late with that warning.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostOI Stop it!! They'll get suspicious!

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You mentioned It's a Knockout. My favourite show!!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostPerhaps we could had an It's a Knockout style Joker which we can play once a day so that one repping counts double.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Ladies don't normally complain that I am late - quite the opposite.Originally posted by Zippy View PostYou're a few months too late with that warning.
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If looks could kill they probably will.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou mentioned It's a Knockout. My favourite show!!Comment
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Swap the word also forOriginally posted by Wodewick View PostLadies don't normally complain that I am late - quite the opposite.
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You still talking to yourself?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSwap the word also for
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Yes I am.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou still talking to yourself?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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