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    #71
    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    It's sort of already done with people putting graphics over their FB/twatter avatars - but with no guarantee that they actually donated.

    Are we off-topic enough yet?
    Not at all.

    Did anyone see that list of NHS 'Must Not Happen' situations, on the news last week?
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #72
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Not at all.

      Did anyone see that list of NHS 'Must Not Happen' situations, on the news last week?
      Did it include resuscitating tax evaders?

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        #73
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Did it include resuscitating tax evaders?
        Sadly, not.

        It did include not letting patients fall out of windows, and not allowing patients to commit suicide though.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #74
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Sadly, not.

          It did include not letting patients fall out of windows, and not allowing patients to commit suicide though.
          This is what keeps me in business. There is a clear intersection between those two events and that's where the contract lie.

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            #75
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            This is what keeps me in business. There is a clear intersection between those two events and that's where the contract lie.
            I'm not sure it was listed in any sort of ascending order. There were other things in between, like; don't accidently leave foreign objects in a patients body after surgery - etc. The usual minor stuff
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #76
              Originally posted by rightfluff View Post
              FO. do what I want. You going to stop me? Not listening to some sado
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              I just had to quote this for posterity. It's been a while since I've had some fun with an armchair warrior.
              Not since last time you got in a spat with a poster you'd forgotten was one of your own sockies?


              Anyhow speaking of charity and sponsoring, can we sponsor MP to do Wilmslow for charity?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #77
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Anyhow speaking of charity and sponsoring, can we sponsor MP to do Wilmslow for charity?
                No. I'm sure even W can get laid without the use of charity.

                Thanks for trying to pimp me out though.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  No. I'm sure even W can get laid without the use of charity.

                  Thanks for trying to pimp me out though.
                  Yeah. It's called Rhyponol.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I'm sure even W can get laid without the use of charity.
                    I'm not.
                    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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                      #80
                      so RightFluff makes a perfectly valid point at the start of this thread and is then crucified by the usual suspects on this board.

                      Churchill - if anyone is an armchair warrior it's you. Your life must be really interesting that you spend so much of it on here.

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