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No one understands the opposite sex unless they have had gender reassignment. And then they only understand themselves.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou want a list of concepts that CUK morons don't understand? Where do I start?
Economics
Science
Politics and Realpolitik - how the world really works
Social Skills
The opposite sex (for the guys, and for all I know the gals)


etc etc."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'm quite a charmer in real life, so I've been told.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCough. Kettle. Cough.Hard Brexit now!
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So I've heard.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm quite a charmer in real life, so I've been told.
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Very true, but IT geeks usually treat women much as they would treat aliens from another planetOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostNo one understands the opposite sex unless they have had gender reassignment. And then they only understand themselves.
Hard Brexit now!
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Rubbish. I understand Zeity perfectly.Originally posted by sasguru View PostVery true, but IT geeks usually treat women much as they would treat aliens from another planet

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Surpassed only by your staggering modesty, eh?Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm quite a charmer in real life, so I've been told.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Sasguru's profileOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSurpassed only by your staggering modesty, eh?

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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAre you saying that Sasguru is a pig ugly troll with cleft feet & a hump?According to humanistic psychology, pathological narcissism is a symptom of low self-esteemWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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