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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou want a list of concepts that CUK morons don't understand? Where do I start?
Economics
Science
Politics and Realpolitik - how the world really works
Social Skills
The opposite sex (for the guys, and for all I know the gals)
etc etc."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCough. Kettle. Cough.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm quite a charmer in real life, so I've been told.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNo one understands the opposite sex unless they have had gender reassignment. And then they only understand themselves.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostVery true, but IT geeks usually treat women much as they would treat aliens from another planetComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm quite a charmer in real life, so I've been told.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostSurpassed only by your staggering modesty, eh?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAccording to humanistic psychology, pathological narcissism is a symptom of low self-esteemWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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