• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Brain eating bug.

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    WTF. NSFW. A bit odd that that one is head side out.

    Botflies don't sound too pleasant either.


    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I'll tell you whats annoying. its the whole hypocrisy of the situation.

      its ok for fishes to eat amoebas and for us to eat fish and chips. but as soon as the amoebas fight back, crawl into you lugs and start to eat your brain, its suddenly all wrong.

      Its one law for the sentient multi-cellular advanced life forms and another for the single-celled bits of snot


      I for one welcome our single celled, pseudopodia-bearing overlords.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        I for one welcome our single celled, pseudopodia-bearing overlords.
        Most of our ancestors probably looked like that.

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I thought it seemed familiar:

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Baths_(Bath)

          Girl died of it in 1979.
          Oh FFS. I'm supposed to be going there!!!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Oh FFS. I'm supposed to be going there!!!
            You'll be ok. they go for the brain




            just dont play with your prolapse when you are in the water, or the @rse-amoebas might home in on you


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              You'll be ok. they go for the brain




              just dont play with your prolapse when you are in the water, or AtW might home in on you


              ftfy
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Lovely.

                Almost as lovely as having one's brain consumed by an amoeba.
                They are hard to kill too, when living in the eye:

                Acanthamoeba

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  It's more likely that the croc gets you first
                  Or a hippo.

                  But where African water is concerned, Bilharzia isn't good for you either: Worms wriggling in your veins. You definitely don't fetch your own golf balls out of water hazards (that's what caddies are for).
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X